2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
my liver is dry heaving
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
He shit in the fireplace
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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