This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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