is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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