On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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