They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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