Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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