kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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