STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
