watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
