She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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