Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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