i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
So much Jack, so little girl.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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