Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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