What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
