Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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