Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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