If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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