I'm gonna have a badass scar
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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