love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I think I won the penis lottery.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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