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(405): View more from Oklahoma

There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.

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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...

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(989): View more from Michigan

Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.

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(661): View more from California

I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.

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(802): View more from Vermont

she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets

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