So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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