i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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