I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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