atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize
