So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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