awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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