I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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