i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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