this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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