It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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