he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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