Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
