Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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