Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
You can't motorboat a personality
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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