Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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