My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
