Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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