Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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