Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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