Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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