So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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