did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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