did you get engaged???
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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