if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
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