i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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