my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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