I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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