What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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