Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
