I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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