My room smells like vodka and shame
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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