That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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