My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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