the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Randomize
