My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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