playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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