i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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